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Modern Day Biker Poem

  • Im a modern day biker, got a scooter to prove it,
    Got ink on my arm, took 5 minutes to choose it.


    My putt shes a beauty 40 grand worth of chrome,
    I didnt know now how to ride her, so I trailered her home.


    I bought her on credit, accessories up the wazoo,
    Bought some worn chaps and a leather jacket on HD credit too.


    I got me some apes, about 3 feet tall
    Theyre way over my head, cant reach them at all.


    Big carb and big cam, big tire to boot,
    But I pray she dont break cuz I cant fix my own scoot.


    Couple falls, couple crashes another 5 grand in fixn
    Now I got my permit just cant take my little vixen.


    My ol lady shes a hottie, shell be 18 in June,
    She loves all the chrome and now gives me the poon.


    I wear a bandana, all folded and pressed,
    No helmet for me, I ride to impress.


    I got me an attitude, Im the baddest in town,
    But I check it at the door when real patchers are around.


    I bought a big knife but I leave it at home,
    I wore it out once but got in the way of my phone.


    I call my friends bro now, they got new scooters too
    We think we need an oil changed, just no sure how to.


    I watch Pauly and Cody and Vinny and Senior
    But I love Mikey the most, hes the freaking ring leader.


    And dont forget Jessie and his West Coast Choppers,
    Building every bikers dream, 50 thousand dollar bar hoppers.


    I wont ride to Sturgis, man thats way too far
    Ill just load up the trailer and tow with the car.


    Ill stay in a motel, five stars theres no doubt
    One with great food and were credit has clout.


    I will trailer near town then jump in with some scooters
    1200 miles to drool at some girl with fake hooters.


    I might get my ear pierced or another tattoo
    Of skulls or of dagger or maybe F**k U


    If the ol lady dont like it and thinks Im a dope
    No problems here, itll wash off with soap


    Sleep on the ground! Youre kidding me right?
    Next thing youll want me to do is stay up n party all night.


    Ill buy me a patch that says I RODE MINE THERE
    Who the hells gonna know, its a lie but who cares.


    Ride to live, live to ride, I got riden in my veins,
    Except when its too hot or too cold or windy or it rains.


    Yea, Im a modern day biker, you got something to say?
    Send me an email, I'll answer it someday.

    Where you come from - Is gone. Where you thought you were going - Was never there.

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    My APE is so clean - no clutch means no fears
    cause I'm a mofo who don't know to switch gears


    I also got the 1%er batch on my west
    cause miller lite with 1% is the best...



    goddamn faggots - stay in and watch OCC. Don't fuck up the spirit just to get over your suburbshitheadmidlifecrisis.

    I'd rather sit on my bike thinking about God than sitting in church thinking about my bike.